I’m Running Out of Energy
So yeah, I’m a little annoyed. That’s me using grown-up words because I’m on my best behavior here. But this one is personal (when aren’t they, you say…) Many of you know I’ve been working on yet...
View ArticleI Curse Jason Calacanis With 10 Daughters
My husband nearly fainted when we found out our second child was going to be a girl. Dead silence on the other end of the phone. Weeks earlier my OBGYN thought he saw a penis and the look of relief on...
View ArticleCanary in the Social Media Coal Mine
Something very important in the online world took place recently- and this guy, and this guy, and this guy, and this guy, and even this guy all missed it. It had nothing to do with the election (half...
View ArticleGoing to the Chapel
I’m not going to lie. My brain still fuzzy after the 4th’s fireworks and libations, I had to rub my eyes and go get my glasses upon reading this morning’s headlines. “Obama: Mental distress can’t...
View ArticleI Want A ‘MOM’s Club’ (alternate title: God Help My New PTA)
I took my eldest to Kindergarten today. While the emotions are ravaging my mind and soul tonight, I can’t help but exhale a bit. He did great. He seems great. Life moves on. So while the Mom in me...
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6-year old Gets Some. Mom Mortified. News at 11
My 6-year old got his first piece of ass today. Yes, my baby boy thought it was appropriate to swim underwater right on over to Megan and pinch her butt. That’s right, an adult he’s never met. A guest...
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Candles and Pink Coats
Someone is going to have to rent a storage unit when I die and move all my shit into it’s sorry, cement walls because my husband does not know which candle in our house was used during our wedding. Ok...
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Love Taps
I remember that feeling sitting in class, going through each Valentine and wondering if there was a deeper meaning to ‘Bee My Valentine’ with the picture of a bumblebee flitting around on that...
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I Second That Thank You
It’s been several days since the kids and I jumped up and down on the bed when we heard the First Lady read the word ‘Argo’ from that gold and red envelope at the Academy Awards. My husband came...
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